搞笑英文短信
(1)Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
不是每一朵花都能代表愛情，但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴，但是白楊做到了;不是每一頭豬都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你!
(2)Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒!并且現在正逐漸進入你的大腦……對不起，我要走了，因為我根本找不到你的大腦!
(3)This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示：未偵測到大腦!!!
(4)Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運的同時擁有這兩方面!被恭維了?少來了!這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓你看看罷了。
(5)Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
(6)Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不要激動，不要憂郁，愛因斯坦長相也難看!
(7)You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
你可能會從山上掉下來，也可能會從樹上掉下來，但是，最好的方式，是你會愛上我。
(8)1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
一天你會很驚訝的發現我出現在你身邊。你我一起歡笑，一起哭泣，一起夢想，依偎在一起，一起……只不過是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(醫生)給你(精神病人)做檢查。
(9)Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來到我面前答應了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。 Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 然后我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
(10)Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
每天早晨我都向上帝禱告：希望每個人都能夠擁有像你這樣的'朋友…… Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 為什么只有我要忍受有你這樣的朋友?
(11)If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u.
如果你躲起來，我會去找你。如果你不見了，我會尋覓你。如果你離開了，我會等你。如果日子會把你帶走，我會為你戰斗。 But, if u stop sending msgs, I'll kill you. 但是，如果你停止發短信息，我會宰了你。
(12)A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U"
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z 哎呀!我居然丟了“U” 注：U代表 “You”你。miss除有“遺漏”的意思，還有“思念”之意。這里i miss "U"，實為"I miss you." 我想你。
(13)Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
你的英語發音很標準?讀下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 測試結果：你是一條好狗�，F在可以停下別叫了。
(14)If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤獨，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。如果你想要快樂，我做你的微笑。如果你想要錢……等著發工資吧!
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