搞笑有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話

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搞笑有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　預(yù)算超標(biāo)的小偷 Caught stealing

搞笑有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　A shoplifter(商店扒手) was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

　　The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook(騙子，壞蛋) looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."

　　一個(gè)小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一只手表的時(shí)候被當(dāng)場(chǎng)擒獲。“聽(tīng)著，”小偷說(shuō)，“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。我把這只表買下，然后我們就當(dāng)什么也沒(méi)發(fā)生，你看怎樣?”

　　經(jīng)理表示同意，然后列了一張售貨單。小偷看著單子說(shuō)道：“這比我最初的預(yù)算稍稍高了一點(diǎn)，你們還有沒(méi)有便宜一點(diǎn)兒東西。"

　　提醒 Warning

　　Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn't you?" I teased.

　　"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"

　　我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學(xué)的新生，開(kāi)學(xué)幾個(gè)星期之后，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，“提醒”他我們將光臨。但是當(dāng)我們來(lái)到宿舍時(shí)，他的房間凌亂不堪，我非常吃驚。“忘了我們要來(lái)，是吧?”我取笑他。

　　“開(kāi)什么玩笑?”，他回答說(shuō)，“要不我憑什么費(fèi)神打掃?”

　　錢和朋友 Money and friends

　　A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

　　B: Friends, of course.

　　A: Why?

　　B: I can always borrow money from friends.

　　甲：你認(rèn)為錢和朋友哪一個(gè)更重要?

　　乙：當(dāng)然是朋友。

　　甲：為什么?

　　乙：我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢。